Obedience Training     Get on your knees and beg me Ask me to forgive, You were so sure you’d pegged me Knew just how far I’d give.   You never thought to question Never wondered why, What gave you the impression I’d swallow whole your lies?   It’s bad enough to find out Love was just a word, Your gold has all been mined out And me the last who heard.   My friends all knew before me Didn’t dare to say, That my own private fruit tree Was giving plums away.   Sleeping with your ex-lover And a friend or two, I caught you undercover And now I’m on to you.   I haven’t yet decided What to do with you, Affection undivided Is just the least I’m due.   If you get down on four legs Kowtow like a hound And show me how a dog begs, I might keep you around.